Celebrities Made Famous By Their Body Parts

May 04, 2017 Add Comment
Sometimes, you get dealt a rough hand in life. You want to make it as a famous person, try your best to excel at your field, and then the paparazzi takes five looks at you and determines that your body is more interesting than your body of work. It’s truly deplorable what this world has become.

After years of study and hard work, spending hour upon hour honing your skills and perfecting your craft, the only thing people manage to write about you in reviews is nothing short of “dat ass”. And yet these people carry on, heads held high. These people walk the walk.


To protest this filthy, filthy habit of judging a book by its cover, let’s take a look at some iconic book covers. We’ll call it an ironic protest. Why not.

Kylie Jenner’s Lips
This TV personality/reality star (neither of which are actual jobs) claims to never have had injections to her lips. Khloe Kardashian claims she did. I claim to not care.

Cara Delevigne’s Eyebrows
Well, they’re certainly out there.

Julia Roberts’ Smile
One of the widest smiles in Hollywood, how could anyone forget about her?

7 Things Scientifically Proven To Attract Women

May 04, 2017 1 Comment
Since the ability to attract a woman is seen as a greater scientific mystery than alchemy, there have been many studies on this subject. Next time you go to the club in an attempt to seduce a woman (hint: the girls you find in clubs usually aren’t the droids you’re looking for, silly Stormtrooper), take a look at these 10 scientifically proven (I’ve said so twice, so it must be true!) methods to attract the ladies. Or as we call them in “the hood”, women.


1. A Ring
More specifically, a wedding ring! I guess Beyoncé wasn’t lying after all, huh?

02. Beards
Added bonus: no more daily shaving for you, my friend!


03. Playing Guitar
What, you thought Keith Richards got laid because he looks like a Greek god?

04. Deodorant
Not really rocket science here – women like it if you don’t stink that stinky, rutting-buck stink. And so does everyone within an arm’s length of you.

05. A Sense of Humor
Make ‘em laugh, don’t make ‘em cry. Unless you make ‘em cry with laughter. That’s fine. Just make her enjoy herself, I guess.

06. A Deep Voice
If you ever wondered why Barry White’s voice was considered sexy – here you go.

07. Dogs
Yup. Women love dogs. I mean, who doesn’t?

5 Surprising Turn Offs for Guys Most Girls Know Nothing About

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We all do things that sometimes annoy our partners whether we know about them or not. Little annoying things might not seem like a big deal to us but our partners notice and sometimes, it affects them more than we know. Open and honest conversations are crucial in every relationship but most times concerns are harder to voice than we think. But you all should fear not: we are here to tell you all about those annoying things you keep doing that might turn your man off.


Here we go!

1. Stop talking about your ex
Seriously girl! Leave the past in the past and get your head together for the exciting present! Talking about your ex will not only turn your new man away – it will also leave you wondering why he did so. Keep your new relationship going and talk about ex to your girlfriends not your man.

2. Desperation
Put the phone down and step away. That text number 100 is not necessary, trust us. A guy who is interested in you will not be waiting forever – he will be calling and texting you right back. Learn how to take a hint and don’t be that girl his friends call ‘a psycho stalker’.

3. Looking like a drag queen
We all want to look pretty for the person we like. However, overdoing it with makeup won’t do you any good. To be fair: guys will say they adore the ‘natural look’ without knowing how much work goes into it but keeping it casual is the best way to go!

4. Tardiness
You are correct: you are not in school anymore but being late to meet your guy might become a major turn off. Your time is as valuable as his! Unless you were working your magic on that ‘natural look’ and it got too much – come to your date on time.

5. Being a child
Men like when they have someone to take care of but girl, you’re a grown up! Your man should not be dealing with all of your problems. If you don’t know how to do something Google might be of help because helplessness is never attractive.

5 Sexy Redheads Everywhere in the World

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What is it about redheads, that makes all men turn their heads in awe? It’s estimated that the global redhead population is around 1-2% of people. And that’s really sad, considering how absolutely stunning 99% of ginger girls look. Could it be that their relative rarity makes them so alluring, almost unique? I don’t have all the answers, I’m here just to ask stupid questions and pad out this intro.

7 Hottest Black Models in the World

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Today, however, I’ll show you a list of black models of African-American, Caribbean and African descents. Most of them are African-American, of course.


They are probably some of the most alluring girls ever to walk the runways. In addition to being incredibly sexy, young girls around the world look up to these ladies as role models, which isn’t great, but not a bad thing either, considering there are way worse role modes to have.
 

You should get into science, girls, not showing off your body. That’s get us nowhere.